The following is Pierre's version of what occurred today. My apologies on not being able to author this personally, as you will see I was a little woozy for a variety of reasons

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Boomer Village's volunteers John and Jane love each other. Everyone knows this because they make sure that everyone knows.  Hugging, kissing, and holding hands, they are inseparable and extremely annoying.  They had fallen in love at Boom Town and life had never been the same.  John was attending the local community college while Jane was enrolled at Hair Cuttery College, a local beauty school. Today, John and Jane were practicing their lines in the lobby for that evening's performance of 'George and Gracie'.

"Say goodnight Gracie" laughed John.

"Goodnight Gracie" giggled Jane.

Twenty two residents stood in the distance watching them and judging.

"I bet she's pregnant" voiced one.

"I think he's going to make a terrible George, look at his scrawny Australian body" declared another.

"Australians are muslim, his name in the play won't be George it will be something Muslim like Jim Jim"  replied another.

Tyrone ran out screaming.

"ALCOHOL, CODE 7 VIOLATION, THERE IS ALCOHOL ON THE PREMISES"

The whole crowd hastily followed Tyrone to Troy & George's room.  Troy and George were singing and dancing, George was clothed in a vaudville suit and Troy was wearing a large pink dress. 

"Oh my Gawd! They have defiled the George and Gracie costumes" one woman shrieked.

 

"The Australians have infected their brains!" yelped another.

George and Troy responded by pointing their fingers and laughing at the crowd.

"They are belligerent and pose a threat to the citizen population"  Tyrone screamed.

 

With that, Tyrone pulled out two syringes and injected both drunkards with enough juice to knock them out for quite some time.

"I don't think you are authorized to inject people" voiced one resident

Another replied -